Political correctness out of control: Harvard University President Lawrence Summers forced to resign for suggesting that women are crazy bitches and that February 15th be 'CBD' - ('Crazy Bitches Day')

by Elizabeth Wurtzel

Harvard University President Larry Summers touched off a national furor when he suggested that perhaps innate differences between men and women play a role in why there are relatively few women at the top universities in science and mathematics, while women dominate the fields of gender studies, sociology, shopping, and basket weaving.

Summers pointed to the fact that there is statistical evidence that women are crazy bitches, and this factor might explain this discrepancy.

Not surprising, women's groups totally freaked out over this, calling Larry Summers such things as: bigot, misogynist, hockey fan, an American and other such expletives as well as shouting, 'Don't you ever fucken come near me again, you bastard, how dare you say those things,' all while throwing things off of shelves, knocking over lamps, and generally stomping their feet. Then there's the crying and stuff like that.

Leader of a women's group: note the 'crazy eyes' - wouldn't want to be on the wrong end of those.

Summers responded to the furor his comments caused by making this clarification, 'I actually misspoke when I said that women dominated the area of basket weaving, this apparently is no longer the case, women don't even know how to do that anymore, go figure.'

So great was the outrage over Summer's comments that Harvard University held a symbolic vote of confidence by undergraduate faculty. By a vote of 218-185 with 18 abstentions, undergraduate faculty approved a nonbinding resolution stating: 'The faculty lacks confidence in the leadership of Lawrence H. Summers.' Summers pointed out that many who voted against them were confirmed CBs (crazy bitches, pictured below), and he also questioned whether the votes were added up correctly, pointing out that women added up the votes and he heard one of them say during the tallying process, 'Aren't you supposed to carry the one.'

Spokeswoman for undergraduate faculty that censured Summers: note her eyes, she's gone stage 7 CB.

Because of this political firestorm, Summers resigned his position at the university. Upon leaving the university, he offered this assessment of his former place of employment, 'Every day is CBD at Harvard.'

Harvard has come under criticism for letting political correctness get out of control and not allowing an atmosphere where there can be an open and free exchange of ideas and diverse opinions amongst individuals who all share one non-diverse attribute; they
somehow can afford its tuition and room and board of $37,928 (compare average annual wages in the U.S. - $36,764; Zaire - $100.00).

A university professor at Harvard in the Arts and Science, spoke in defense of the pressure put on Summers to resign, saying, 'Though speech is protected, there's no reason to protect hate speech or speech that's inherent purpose is to subjugate an oppressed group.' He then headed into the auditorium to introduce that evening's speaker, Sayed Rahmatullah Hashemi, the 27-year-old Taliban ambassador-at-large turned Yale student, '09 (walk on for the stoning team), read from his new book, 'A Mujahideen in Connecticut.'