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Iran and other Arab countries are making so much money on the high oil prices that they are now making their nuclear missiles gold-plated.
Gas prices so high that driver of getaway vehicle for bank robbery shuts off car during bank robbery.
Manufacturer of date-rape drug GHB puts black box warning on drug: use of drug has been associated with renal failure.
Most popular date rape drug used on college campuses: vodka.
Barack O’Bama stresses Irish heritage in pivotal Pennsylvania primary campaign.
John McCain’s presidential campaign is being considered: ‘The Senior Moment’ in American history. Just as the presidency of John F. Kennedy was the Catholic moment in American history and the ‘70s have been called, ‘The Women’s Moment,’ because of the woman’s movement, John McCain’s campaign is being hailed by some as ‘The Senior Moment’ in American history. In one speech that McCain gave, his loyal supporters cheered the possibility of one of them making it to the White House by holding up their shuffleboard sticks and chanting, “Nurse.”
Hillary Rodham Clinton lastest spin: Hillary has cast her Democratic presidential rival Saturday as the equivalent of a jive-talking, black teenager who occasionally did cocaine, who’s probably never had a job, and when he did, he didn’t show up, and who wows crowd with his ‘whoop-de-doo’ speeches. On the positive side, she said that she has heard that he is a talented basketball player, who through proper mentoring, might make something of himself.
Pope Benedict XVI announced a major policy shift on the issue of marriage for Catholic priests: Priests will still not be allowed to marry, but in a compromise with critics of the Catholic Church, they can start dating – women, and depending on how that goes, they will revisit the issue of marriage maybe in a few years when the Catholic Church is more ready.
Pope Benedict XVI visited a New York diner for breakfast. The 19-year-old waiter told the pope that in honor of his visit to New York they named a menu item after him: Eggs Benedict. The Pope and his entourage broke out in mild, polite laughter, and then the 19-year-old waiter told the accompanying press that he would be performing at the open mic. this Friday at the Comedy Shack and then took everyone’s drink orders.
Romney flip-flops an issue of polygamist gay marriage: As governor of Massachusetts, Romney supported polygamist gay marriage. But now that he is running for president, he is saying that he is against polygamist gay marriage. Rudy Giuliani has attacked him for this obvious flip-flop and has stated that he has been a proud staunch supporter of polygamist gay marriage.
Olympics in China: The games of the 29th Olympiad in 2008 have been awarded to the city of Beijing.
George Bush's exit strategy for Iraq: Click link for article.
Hillary’s crying aka a ‘chick move’ was staged to win NH primary: Click link for article.
Sen. John Edwards – the J. Crew populist – just wants one-third of the votes and that his expenses be reimbursed: Click link for article.
The Next President needs to find a new ‘There' to fight the war on terror: Bush and Cheney famously said: we are fighting them 'there', so we don’t have to fight them here. I love the concept, but why does the ‘there’ have to be Iraq? The ‘there’ being Afghanistan, got it, on board. But I suggest that we should leave Iraq and next invade Tahiti; invariably then a Tahitian branch of Al Qaeda will start attacking us (instead of armed with Molotov cocktails, they would probably have mimosas), and that then could be the new ‘there’ on the war on terror. We can fight them in Tahiti, so we don’t have to fight them, for instance, in Nebraska during a blistering Midwestern winter. Are young soldiers will return from a tour in Tahiti, wearing oversized Hawaiian shirts with the characteristic army camouflage design and saying, “Dude, it was pretty rough. I had sex with roughly 135 half-naked native Polynesian women while they served me a dessert plate of tropical fruits and smores that were cooked on an open fire. I love the ladies of Tahiti. There’s no word for ‘issues’ in Tahitian. Oh by the way I’ve got something for you. I’ve taken up Impressionist painting, sort of pastiches of Gauguin or Cézanne. Oh yeah, I’ve learned how to play the first part of: ‘Stairway to Heaven’ on the ukulele. Here listen.”
Political correctness out of control: Harvard University President Lawrence Summers forced to resign for suggesting that women are crazy bitches and that February 15th be 'CBD' - ('Crazy Bitches Day').
Soaring gas prices cause panic in Middle America: Click link for article about the panic that has seized Middle America.
The New Threat from Immigration: La Clown Car - 780 cross-country series, click link for article. As protests erupt around the country regarding the issue of immigration, read the article that sparked Congress to consider immigration reform.
Letters to famous people: J.D. Salinger: these are actual letters written to famous people.Click contact to email jokezine.com. We are looking for freelance humor writers (see link below). Also to submit humorous movies and books to review, click the contact button. We will respond with contact information.
Click here to learn who is Bush's new nominee to run the Department of Defense: The Bush administration believes this is the best person to prevent a Civil War in Iraq and bring security to Iraq.
Headlines: Click here for more headlines.
Exclusive interview with the Stingray-who-killed-Steve-Irwin: Click link for article.
Hamas wins resounding election victory: Click link for article.
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Iraq al Qaeda names Zarqawi successor: Sheikh Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi, Jr.: Click link for article.
Click here for actual graven picture of Mohammed.
Jokezine.com is now the second most viewed humor magazine on the Internet after, 'The Onion.'
The Onion at one time was funny, but then it was bought by a corporate publishing house, most of their original Jewish writers were replaced by Jewish Mexican writers-- many undocumented and not funny, its facilities were moved from Wisconsin to Nogales, Mexico, and Tina Fey was hired as its editor in chief. The Onion (or El Cebolla) is now a shadow of its former self and Jokezine.com is poised to be the humor magazine of the Internet. If interested in writing for Jokezine.com, click here:
Freelance humor writers wanted, or feel free to post your jokes or other people's jokes on Humordex.com, which intends to be the wikipedia for humor.
Escape from New Orleans: click link for article
The Short W. Bus administration: George Bush's new Secret Service name: the Special-Needs president. Click link for article.
Recent headlines:
Iran and other Arab countries are making so much money on the high oil prices that they are now making their nuclear missiles gold-plated.
Gas prices so high that driver of getaway vehicle for bank robbery shuts off car during bank robbery.
Manufacturer of date-rape drug GHB puts black box warning on drug: use of drug has been associated with renal failure.
Most popular date rape drug used on college campuses: vodka.
Barack O’Bama stresses Irish heritage in pivotal Pennsylvania primary campaign.
John McCain’s presidential campaign is being considered: ‘The Senior Moment’ in American history. Just as the presidency of John F. Kennedy was the Catholic moment in American history and the ‘70s have been called, ‘The Women’s Moment,’ because of the woman’s movement, John McCain’s campaign is being hailed by some as ‘The Senior Moment’ in American history. In one speech that McCain gave, his loyal supporters cheered the possibility of one of them making it to the White House by holding up their shuffleboard sticks and chanting, “Nurse.”
Hillary Rodham Clinton lastest spin: Hillary has cast her Democratic presidential rival Saturday as the equivalent of a jive-talking, black teenager who occasionally did cocaine, who’s probably never had a job, and when he did, he didn’t show up, and who wows crowd with his ‘whoop-de-doo’ speeches. On the positive side, she said that she has heard that he is a talented basketball player, who through proper mentoring, might make something of himself.
Pope Benedict XVI announced a major policy shift on the issue of marriage for Catholic priests: Priests will still not be allowed to marry, but in a compromise with critics of the Catholic Church, they can start dating – women, and depending on how that goes, they will revisit the issue of marriage maybe in a few years when the Catholic Church is more ready.
Pope Benedict XVI visited a New York diner for breakfast. The 19-year-old waiter told the pope that in honor of his visit to New York they named a menu item after him: Eggs Benedict. The Pope and his entourage broke out in mild, polite laughter, and then the 19-year-old waiter told the accompanying press that he would be performing at the open mic. this Friday at the Comedy Shack and then took everyone’s drink orders.
Romney flip-flops an issue of polygamist gay marriage: As governor of Massachusetts, Romney supported polygamist gay marriage. But now that he is running for president, he is saying that he is against polygamist gay marriage. Rudy Giuliani has attacked him for this obvious flip-flop and has stated that he has been a proud staunch supporter of polygamist gay marriage.
Olympics in China: The games of the 29th Olympiad in 2008 have been awarded to the city of Beijing.
George Bush's exit strategy for Iraq: Click link for article.
Hillary’s crying aka a ‘chick move’ was staged to win NH primary: Click link for article.
Sen. John Edwards – the J. Crew populist – just wants one-third of the votes and that his expenses be reimbursed: Click link for article.
The Next President needs to find a new ‘There' to fight the war on terror: Bush and Cheney famously said: we are fighting them 'there', so we don’t have to fight them here. I love the concept, but why does the ‘there’ have to be Iraq? The ‘there’ being Afghanistan, got it, on board. But I suggest that we should leave Iraq and next invade Tahiti; invariably then a Tahitian branch of Al Qaeda will start attacking us (instead of armed with Molotov cocktails, they would probably have mimosas), and that then could be the new ‘there’ on the war on terror. We can fight them in Tahiti, so we don’t have to fight them, for instance, in Nebraska during a blistering Midwestern winter. Are young soldiers will return from a tour in Tahiti, wearing oversized Hawaiian shirts with the characteristic army camouflage design and saying, “Dude, it was pretty rough. I had sex with roughly 135 half-naked native Polynesian women while they served me a dessert plate of tropical fruits and smores that were cooked on an open fire. I love the ladies of Tahiti. There’s no word for ‘issues’ in Tahitian. Oh by the way I’ve got something for you. I’ve taken up Impressionist painting, sort of pastiches of Gauguin or Cézanne. Oh yeah, I’ve learned how to play the first part of: ‘Stairway to Heaven’ on the ukulele. Here listen.”
Political correctness out of control: Harvard University President Lawrence Summers forced to resign for suggesting that women are crazy bitches and that February 15th be 'CBD' - ('Crazy Bitches Day').
Soaring gas prices cause panic in Middle America: Click link for article about the panic that has seized Middle America.
The New Threat from Immigration: La Clown Car - 780 cross-country series, click link for article. As protests erupt around the country regarding the issue of immigration, read the article that sparked Congress to consider immigration reform.
Letters to famous people: J.D. Salinger: these are actual letters written to famous people.Click contact to email jokezine.com. We are looking for freelance humor writers (see link below). Also to submit humorous movies and books to review, click the contact button. We will respond with contact information.
Click here to learn who is Bush's new nominee to run the Department of Defense: The Bush administration believes this is the best person to prevent a Civil War in Iraq and bring security to Iraq.
Headlines: Click here for more headlines.
Exclusive interview with the Stingray-who-killed-Steve-Irwin: Click link for article.
Hamas wins resounding election victory: Click link for article.
I
Iraq al Qaeda names Zarqawi successor: Sheikh Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi, Jr.: Click link for article.
Click here for actual graven picture of Mohammed.
Jokezine.com is now the second most viewed humor magazine on the Internet after, 'The Onion.'
The Onion at one time was funny, but then it was bought by a corporate publishing house, most of their original Jewish writers were replaced by Jewish Mexican writers-- many undocumented and not funny, its facilities were moved from Wisconsin to Nogales, Mexico, and Tina Fey was hired as its editor in chief. The Onion (or El Cebolla) is now a shadow of its former self and Jokezine.com is poised to be the humor magazine of the Internet. If interested in writing for Jokezine.com, click here:
Freelance humor writers wanted, or feel free to post your jokes or other people's jokes on Humordex.com, which intends to be the wikipedia for humor.
Escape from New Orleans: click link for article
The Short W. Bus administration: George Bush's new Secret Service name: the Special-Needs president. Click link for article.
