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High gasoline prices

Both countries and individuals in the Middle East are making so much money from the sharp increase of oil prices that when they are looking to buy nuclear weapons, they have so much extra money to spend that they are requesting that the nuclear weapons be gold plated. (deras).

Gas is getting so expensive that individuals who are driving getaway vehicles during bank robberies are not leaving their engines on during the actual bank robbery. (cf)

I was leaving a restaurant and I was a few feet from my car and I pulled out my key when someone put their gun to my head. 'Give me your car keys or I will kill you!' In total shock, I handed him my car keys. He quickly took the keys and attempted to open the door, but without success. 'What's wrong!' he demanded. 'That's not my car; it's the one next to it - the SUV.' He took one look at the SUV and returned the keys to me, saying, 'No offense - gas prices are just crazy.' (cf)

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