Hillary’s crying aka a ‘chick move’ was staged to win NH primary

By Casey Flynn

Hillary Clinton won the New Hampshire primary by pulling a ‘chick move’.  She looked like she wasn’t going to get what she wanted so she cried.  This is Internet journalism, so I can only make assertions without any sources whatsoever, but I am convinced that the woman, Marianne Pernold Young - a freelance photographer (euphemism for unemployed) - that asked the question "As a woman, I know it's hard to get out of the house and get ready. My question is very personal. How do you do it? How do you, how do you keep upbeat and so wonderful?" was a plant by the Clinton campaign. 

Anyone who can produce evidence that she was a plant, jokezine.com, and our parent company, Conde Nast, will give that individual a reward of twenty Mexican pesos, that’s right colorful money – not bland drab uni-color money.  Of course, the reward will be paid out in installments over a year period and is subject to taxation.      

Later news stories reported that Marianne Pernold Young voted for Obama and was put off by how quickly the New York senator regained her "political posture" only seconds after her emotional response.  But don’t fall for the head fake – this is classic misdirection behavior.  Ms. Young asked in her question in effect how are you so “wonderful”, and then we are to believe that she was in fact put off by Mrs. Clinton’s demeanor in that informal chit chat with voters in a coffee shop for how quickly she regained her composure after crying. 

Then there’s Hillary’s response to Mrs. Young’s soft ball, teed up question:  "It's not easy, and I couldn't do it if I didn't passionately believe it was the right thing to do. You know, I have so many opportunities from this country just don't want to see us fall backwards.  Some people think elections are a game and they think it's like who's up or who's down. It's about our country. It's about our kids; futures. And it's really about all of us together."

So we learn from this that Hillary has the courage:  (1) to get out of bed;  (2) dress herself;  (3) leave her house (by the way her house(s), the primary residence is a five-bedroom, brick colonial-style house near Embassy Row in D.C. bought for $2.85 million and as well she has a $1.7 million house in Chappaqua, N.Y.), and why does she have this courage:  she’s doing it for the kids.  Why doesn’t Hillary take it to the next logical step and say, we’ve got to win this thing, we have to do it for:  insert  ________  (the sick or injured person or underdog in every underdog sports movie like ‘Bad News Bears’ or ‘Rudy’, etc)

Indeed, Hillary, why would ‘people think elections are a game’!