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Where's Elian?

And Elian thought the lines were bad at Disney World. This picture was taking of Elian Gonzalez at 6:45 in the morning in the People's Sugar Field No. 71, second shift. Because Elian Gonzalez is a favorite of Fidel Castro and a celebrity in the Communist Party, he is allowed to cut sugar cane with a metal machete, instead of the blunt wood ones that the other kids have to use. He also gets an extra bowl of rice and red beans, though the overseer of the proletariat plantation that he works on is still a little bit confused when young Elian says upon being served, 'Supersize it!'

Fortunately, Elian is reunited with his natural father, a security guard in a Western-style resort in Cuba, who is on his third wife. Everyday Elian pours pure grain sugar into his father's cup of coffee, while wife No. 3 or mistress No. 4 comes out of the bedroom. Since he is still a young boy, he tries to get his father to put on his Barney video. What Elian doesn't realize is that it's a Spanish-version of Barney, approved by the Castro regime. After his father puts it on, Elian watches as Barney and his friends - the Cuban children - thanks to the glorious Communist revolution of '59, are able to cut sugar cane together, while singing, 'I love cutting sugar cane with you, you love cutting sugar cane with me . . .'

Where's Elian?
See if you can find Elian in the picture below? Hint, he's the one who is trying to weave a raft out of sugar cane stock.